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Seven Puzzles

by Lyrian

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1.
The Seven Dwarves on Death Row Crowns of gold, and crowns of lead In darkness on our brows Come the dawn, the Queen has said We’ll face our final bows Unless each dwarf in line can tell Which crown he has on If so he’ll be set free to dwell In peace and be gone But how can we know whether lead Or gold bears us down In each crown, in each crown? Many hours we mused and tried To circumvent our fate ‘There’s a way’, the doctor cried ‘If only we were eight Or six or any even number Then we could plan A code with which we could encumber One of our clan Who standing last in line could tell us Whether each head Bears the gold, or the lead.’ Narrator: All that night the seven dwarves fought among themselves. Doc hoped that one, or three, of them might be killed, leaving an even number to face the mad Queen’s executioner. But he was mistaken in his belief that an even number would be necessary for his imagined code to work; it would have functioned perfectly for any number of dwarves. By the morning all seven were still alive, and Doc despaired, believing he could not put his plan into action. The dwarves were brought out into the light and were lined up to answer the Queen’s question – what metal is your crown made of? – and had no choice but to guess. All were wrong and were quickly executed by the Queen’s headsman, save for one, a dwarf named Lucky, who guessed correctly that his crown was of lead. He was released and ran back into the forest. But he did not continue to live up to his name, for the experience made him quite mad and he went to live in the dwarves’ mine where he ate diamonds and died. Thus, when the wicked Queen came in disguise to tempt Snow White with a poisoned apple, there were no dwarves to find her sleeping body and arrange her funeral, and the Prince did not chance upon her. Miss White rotted to bones in the dwarves’ cottage, and was found twenty-seven years later by an itinerant jester who laid her skeleton to rest and wrote the following lament for her.
2.
Diogenes on the Island of Centaurs Nine centaurs dwelt in peace upon an island The last nine centaurs, we are told Their eyes were blue, and yet they would not own it For each believed his eyes were gold A curse upon them meant that if one centaur Came to believe his eyes were blue His life would end and into bones he’d crumble They never spoke of what they knew At dawn Diogenes sailed out to sea A lantern in his hand ‘I seek abroad an honest man’, said he But found no men dwelt on that island Found only centaurs on the sand Nine days he stayed Ate, drank and played With centaurs, logical and wise Then left that bliss And told them this ‘At least one centaur has blue eyes’ He sailed for seven weeks the ocean’s foam No honest men were there So sailed back to the centaurs’ home To ‰nd nine heaps of dusty bones, bare And grey, he cried ‘Let men beware!’ Narrator: And thus was an ancient race destroyed by a cynic. His warning was against the dangers of pure logic, which had killed the last nine centaurs in the world.
3.
The Last Lament and Riddle of the Hydra High on a hill in Lerna, high from the fight Snow is falling on Argolis, as in legends men recite As I am seen as wicked, I will pluck each eye Night and day I fear those knights who hate what I exemplify Ages have passed and I will make one last decree What is prized more than triumph or the gold I oversee? It can come to all creatures, even me . . .
4.
The Elves of Flyte Chant of the High Priest: The meaning of the number one is singularity, a grey stone standing alone on the plain of eternity, pointing like the finger of a Nephilim at the bowl of infinity. One is mighty, one is melancholy, one is seldom impressed by the mystical significance of one. § Number nine is the reckoning of a magician’s power, calculated by the accumulation of three third eyes. Nine is the number of fingers on an ancient blacksmith’s hand, and the number of iron nails necessary to make a coffin or a cradle. Nine is complex, nine is wise, nine is foolish, nine is twice four and half. § The true meaning of the number six is hidden from all but the gods. Six candles were burned on the altar of Festis when Antoninus was sacrificed to Mars. Six is a perfect number, signifying good fortune and passion in Tarot. But beware, for he with six graven upon his brow is one third of a Great Beast. § Eight is the most powerful and mystical number known to gods or men. It represents Gaia’s two golden rings which she combined to create the sky. Eight is unshakable, eight is harmonious, eight holds the universe within a band of the infinite. The number eight represents the eyes of two goats, each with one eye shut, peering through a crack. The wizard told the elves of Flyte To multiply precisely the number Of stars that shone there every night Since the world was made by the gods He gave a hint, to cut the odds ‘Tonight the world will turn as you slumber Seven thousand years, no more. But be sure there is no flaw In your calculations for Should you be wrong, by even one I will destroy your village completely And curse each creature, sparing none At dawn your answer must be prepared.’ As darkness fell, the elves despaired Then tried to count the stars that flared ‘How can we count up the stars that shine in heaven? How can we compute an answer by the morning? How can we be sure when multiplied by seven Thousand years we will have reached the perfect number? How can we survive this night and make our tally right?’ All that night, they tried to count the stars that twinkled All that night, they tore their hair and tried to reason Then one elf, the oldest, wisest and most wrinkled Cried out ‘Stop! The answer is a simple zero! With a starless night, just one, the total must be none.’
5.
The Knight and the Dragon Once I sought him, once I caught him In his mountain caves There I fought him, there I brought him What each dragon craves One who will be his foe for Ten thousand days One loathed whose death brings purpose to his life Then I fled him, and he trailed me Down the days and years How I dread him – he assailed me By the Lake of Tears He feared only salty water I had one hope I ran down to the lake and found an ancient boat In the reeds and rowed from the shore, rowed out as far as I could Narrator: So the dragon circled round the Lake, fearing to enter its saline waters. He could not reach the knight in his little boat, but neither could the knight escape. The knight wondered if he would starve to death there, but soon put this idea out of his head when he perceived that the boat was leaking and slowly sinking. The knight took off his armour and threw it in the lake. Thus unencumbered, he knew that he could run faster than the dragon on land, but could still only row at one quarter of the dragon’s speed. How could he escape? He reasoned that if he circled at full speed near the centre of the lake the dragon would follow him round the perimeter, but would not be able to keep up with him, so would fall behind and soon be on the far side of the knight’s little circle. Then the knight could row as fast as he was able to the near bank, and would reach it before the dragon could complete a half circuit of the Lake to catch him. This he did, and jumped onto dry land just as the dragon neared him in his semicircular course. The knight took to his heels, with the dragon in pursuit. But then the dragon’s mighty footfalls faded. The knight thought for a moment that his age-old enemy had given up the chase, but then he heard the rush of great wings and recalled that the dragon could fly faster even than he could run. The next he knew the dragon’s claws were upon him. The knight felt his hot breath for a moment, then felt no more. The dragon’s quest was over. This song was sung by the knight’s ghost. Knight’s ghost: Running, running to the edge of the world . . .
6.
The Game of ‘Logic’ Play the game of ‘Logic’ with me Lay the game-board flat ‘All medicine is nasty’ ‘No skeletons are fat’ Soon the game will teach ‘None but The brave deserve the fair’ ‘What makes no noise is noticed not’ ‘Some monkeys comb their hair’ Place your red counter upon my heart It’s occupied now by logic’s art ‘There’s no fish that cannot swim’ ‘Some lobsters like to dine’ ‘No Frenchman likes plum-pudding’ ‘No nightingale drinks wine’ ‘All owls are satisfactory’ And ‘Weasels sometimes sleep’ ‘No fossil can be crossed in love’ ‘Some crocodiles can weep’ You understand me, my sweetest friend? You may have sixpence, to save or spend This book is perfect, it tells the truth About pure logic, about pure youth With the words of a sorcerer I can change Sullen lead into bright gold Just five changes – ‘head, held, hold’ There is nothing that my logic can’t achieve True, all cats like to dance and gaze at the moon I can turn cat into dog With ‘cot, cog’ or ‘hat, hot, hog’ Changing flesh is simple magic for my tongue But to transform myself is another task, my friend To be brave and deserve is beyond my power This book’s too exciting for me to comprehend So I dream, in my tower To the logic of dreams I will often turn Oysters sing and lizards preach Saturn turns into a peach They are terrible, some dreams, as children learn As children learn . . .
7.
The Mystery of the Catholicon I can tell you riddles of my birth Of the metals quarried from the earth Of the sorcerer whose lore Resurrected me twice more But there’s nothing you can know for sure Nothing, nothing . . . You may touch and try to read my face You may buy me in the market-place What has wrought this strange motif? Did a slug bite on this leaf? There is nothing here but mere belief Nothing, nothing . . .
8.
The Mechanical Turk 1. The creator speaks ‘Behold the wondrous Turk He plays chess – behold his fingers jerk By clockwork ‘Come one, come all mankind Pit your wits against his metal mind And you will find ‘Although he’s no soul and no senses Although he sheds no tears His clicking cogs and turning gears Will vanquish all human defenses’ 2. The first great game Forward stepped the Duke of Pelador Proud, plumed, a master of the game His was the first move – pawn to queen’s rook four Quickly the Turk replied Men gasped to see that miracle ‘Gardez!’ they heard the Duke exclaim On the game ran, ingenious, lyrical Castles were cast aside Then to that noble Duke’s dismay Down fell his bishops, knights and queen Soon there were only four white men in play Cursing the Duke was seen to resign 3. The secret of the Turk What drives this sly machine Is not clockwork, though its cogs are seen. The king and queen Follow a hidden guide – Julia works the Turk with childish pride Concealed inside The years pass and Julia grows wiser She wins most games she plays And soon the Turk endures the praise Of beggars and merchants and Kaiser 4. The Turk on his travels Drawn into auditoria Matched with the finest amateurs Crowds watched his triumphs with euphoria Mourning each rare defeat Famed, loved, the Turk would seldom yield Kings bowed, he trounced philosophers Conquered Napoleon on a chequered field Charmed all the world’s élite The years turned and Julia, growing old Moved still the Turk’s right hand and eye And from the metal voice-box she controlled Came her victorious cry of ‘Échec!’ 5. The cleansing fire At length a priest condemned the Turk He cried ‘I see the Devil’s work! A clockwork toy in Turkish dress Can’t play the game of chess’ There must behind those painted eyes Be something evil, something wise A demon set at the controls To trick our honest souls’ And so the clergy met and dined Anathemas were sealed and signed They damned the Turk with righteous ire It must be cleansed by fire A pyre laid by the churchmen’s writ Received the Turk, the Šames were lit While Julia watched, then slipped away The Turk was heard to say ‘Échec! Échec! Échec! . . .’

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What became of the race of Centaurs? Why did Diogenes go to sea to try to find an honest man? What was the Riddle of the Hydra? Why were the Seven Dwarves condemned to death? How was that great and mysterious tome The Catholicon printed, when and by whom? The answers to these, and many other, questions may be found in Seven Puzzles. But the answers are hidden within the folds of eight progressive rock songs, replete with Mellotrons, pipes and guitars and, on this album, a preponderance of synthesizers. The album is set partly in the worlds of fairy-tale and of Dungeons & Dragons, and partly in the real, but distant, period before the Renaissance.

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released September 1, 2023

All songs written by Nash Blake.
Cover artwork by Miyuki Morris.

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Lyrian Moreton In Marsh, UK

John Blake: guitars, singing
Alison Felstead: bass, singing
Paul W. Nash: keyboards, guitars, woodwinds, singing
Edgar Wilde: drums, percussion

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